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[ Sighs ]
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No calls today.
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That's unusual.
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You know, I was just reading
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about how the...
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Renaissance Men
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are coming in town.
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Oh, who are they?
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Who's the Renaissance Men?
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Um... oh, it just says here
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that the Renaissance Men
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- are coming in town, - and by the looks of it,
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it's, like, super soon.
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It's, like, really soon.
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- Who are - the Renaissance Men?
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- I don't know - who they are.
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- Like - the Renaissance fair?
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- Dude, I'm just telling... - Look, I've just telling you
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- what I'm reading here, man. - That's all I know.
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- You know as much as I know. - I'm just reading off this thing.
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It says the Renaissance Men
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are coming in town really soon.
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Okay.
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- I just don't know - what that means.
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I don't know what that is.
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[ Clang ]
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[ Whirring, beeping continues ]
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I think it's that.
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Ah. Well, well, well.
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The Smiling Friends.
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We meet at last.
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Hi. Who are you guys?
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- I am Grim, - and this is Gnarly.
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We're the Frowning Friends.
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And we just moved in yesterday.
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- How peculiar. - [ Chuckles ]
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- Well, - nice to meet you.
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So what exactly
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do you guys do?
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- [ Mockingly ] So what - do you guys even do?
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- [ Normal voice ] - Shut up, man.
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Good one, Gnarly.
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I love you.
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And I love you, Grim.
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Let's leave these
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smiling fools to it.
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[ Grim and Graham laugh evilly ]
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[ Faint evil laughter ]
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- That's not even - a real laugh.
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Don't worry, Charlie.
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- I'm sure The Boss will know - what to do about this.
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Fuck. Fuck!
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Excuse me, Mr. Boss.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, - wait, wait. One sec, one sec.
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God damn it!
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Okay, go. What's up?
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- We just wanted to bring - to your attention
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- that a new company - moved in across the street
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called the Frowning Friends,
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and we just wanted...
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Frowning... Friends?
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Yeah.
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Should we be worried?
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No, don't fret, young Pim.
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It's just a little bit
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of friendly competition.
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- Okay, great. Well, then there's - no time to waste, Charlie.
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Let's go out there
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and make people smile!
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- Oh, like, I did not think - he was gonna do that.
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- That's scared me. That actually - scared me a little bit.
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- Anyways, I'll see you later, - man.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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- Pim, why can't we - just wait for jobs
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- to come into the office, - like we normally do?
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- Come on, Charlie. - Now that we've got competition,
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- we can't afford to sit around - in the break room all day.
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- We've got to get out there - and get our hands dirty.
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- I'll knock - your head off, man.
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I'll knock your head
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you ever insult me again.
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off and roll on it if
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What about this guy?
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Hello, sir.
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Why the long face?
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Oh, yeah, I'm kind of,
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like, friggin' pissed off, man.
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- I always wanted to be - something of an artist, man.
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[ Rapping indistinctly ]
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But no one wants to,
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you know,
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listen
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to my friggin', um...
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my shit and stuff, man.
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- And it makes me angry, - man.
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- I don't mind it. You just need - to keep working hard on it,
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- and you'll definitely - find an audience.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Hey, I just remembered.
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You two little critters told me
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that it would be easier
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if I just quit making music
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and gave the freak up
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and stuff, man.
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No, we've never spoken
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to you, sir.
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- Yeah, no, I've met you two, man. - I friggin' met you two.
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- You're Grim, and - you're Gnarly and stuff, man.
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Oh.
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- All right, look, - I see what's going on.
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- Now, look, those are just - two guys who look like us.
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- Yeah, they just - look like us.
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Man, shut up, man.
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- You're trying to trick me, - man.
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- Put smoke into - my friggin' head and shit, man.
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Not at all, man.
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- Man, I don't know what - to think no more, man!
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- Okay, okay. - Let's de-escalate.
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- No one's messing - with your head.
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Get out of me head!
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Get out of me head!
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- Nobody's messing - with your head, man.
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Nobody's messing with...
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Hello, Mr. Man.
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- We were just wondering - if you needed cheering up today.
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- Well, the shape of my head - causes me
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constant mental anguish.
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Does it sound like
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I need cheering up?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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In fact, didn't you two
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just come by and tell me
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- I should feel bad - about my disgusting head shape
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- and shouldn't do anything - to address it?
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- God damn it, man. - They've gotten everyone.
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No, sir, that wasn't us.
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- Your head is stunning, - by the way.
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- No, I've definitely - seen you two before.
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- You're... You're trying - to mess with me.
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Get out of my head.
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Get out of my head!
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- Get out of my head, man! - Get out of my head, man!
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- Nobody's messing - with your head.
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[ Indistinct arguing ]
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- Look, Pim, I get - what's going on here.
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- They're the Bizarro versions - of us. That's fine.
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- But what's their end game? - What's the point of this?
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- It's just - pissing me off now.
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Let's try one more, Charlie.
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What about that guy?
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Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo-hoo!
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Hey, there, little guy.
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What's got you upset?
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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- It's just that the world - is so damn rotten.
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- There's so much hate - and evil.
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3D Squeldon just doesn't see
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a point in living anymore.
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What's the point?
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Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!
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Is there anything that does make
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you feel better, 3D Squeldon?
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3D Squeldon
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likes balloons.
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- Well, there you go. - Balloon maker, right there.
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- Why don't you just - get your license?
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- I'm sure a balloon profession - will put
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- a big old smile - on your face.
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Yeah, it kind of does.
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Ah, yes, but think about
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how much time and energy
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- it would take to become - a balloon salesman.
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- And it doesn't matter - because you will die one day.
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- Oh, no, but think about - how good it'd feel
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- once you finally did - get the license.
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- Gnarly: But did you know - that all of Earth's helium
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- is running out and will be - completely depleted
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within 15 to 20 years?
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Is that actually true?
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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We only tell the truth,
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even when it hurts.
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Any time you feel like
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- changing your life - for the better,
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give us a call, and we'll put
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a frown on that face.
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Okay,
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- Charlie, I don't... - I don't think these guys
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- want friendly competition - with us at all.
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- Dude, I just looked at - the helium thing
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- he was talking about. - That's true.
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That's, like, 100%.
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Everything he said was true.
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It's all gonna be gone.
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- All right, guys. - Things are looking pretty bleak.
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I'm down $2.4 billion
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- since this new company - moved in across the street.
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Any ideas?
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Don't worry, Mr. M.
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- I had a similar problem - when I acquired Wrigley's gum.
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You should
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just buy more stocks.
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- Well, when - the American public discovered
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I'd been filling my peanuts up
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with toxic pesticides,
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- I decided to go on - "The Dick Cavett Show"
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- and do - a little peanut jig.
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Yes, that's what you need,
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is a peanut jig of your own.
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Yes, a peanut jig
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of your own. Yes.
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- Well, I don't know what - that peanut or that fellow
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- over there are saying, - but I believe you should try
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- to win back - the marketplace
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- with a more competitive - business model.
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- Oh, wow, - What a great idea!
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Not!
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- Why did you invite us here - in the first place
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if you won't listen
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to our advice?
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- None of you are any help. - Just get out.
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Get out now! Bah!
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Alan: Mr. Boss?
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You all right?
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Yeah, yeah,
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I'm fine, Alan.
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Just having fun.
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- Why don't you - go find a piece of cheese
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or something, man?
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[ Sighs ]
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I can't think with
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all this ruckus around me.
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I just need to go to my thinking
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room for a little while.
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Frowning Friends, of course.
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Fuck, it's genius.
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- Why didn't I think - of that?
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- [ Distorted voice ] - Look at yourself. Weak.
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Looter.
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You deserve nothing.
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Oh! Oh!
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You know what you must do.
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I-I can't.
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[ Screaming ]
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You must!
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[ Screaming ]
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I really can't.
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It's not right.
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[ Screaming ]
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You must!!
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Perhaps you're right.
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Perhaps I should do what I
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should have done from the start.
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- Yeah, it came out... - Like I said,
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- it came out, like, - green and chunky.
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- I've never seen it - like that before.
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- Yeah, like I said, - I'm not a doctor,
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- so you should probably talk - to someone who understands
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that stuff more.
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- Hey, what's with - all the people?
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- Grim: And that is - why you shouldn't try
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- to better your life... - because you might fail.
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So it's easier to frown.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Pim: That's not true!
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- Help, help! That rotten pink man - is trying to bully
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- a mentally ill man - like myself.
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Guards, seize them.
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Alan? Glep?
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They have a better 401(k).
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Sorry.
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But I just have to note
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- that it was only Pim - that yelled something.
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- {\an8}I didn't say anything. - Oh!
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Now witness the brutal
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cruelties of reality.
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[ Screaming ]
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Don't look, Charlie.
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- Is this really supposed - to be...
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- I mean, I've seen way worse - stuff than this on the Internet.
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I don't...
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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My brothers, now the next step
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of our plan shall commence.
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You must all go and spread
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the word of frowning.
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- Pretty soon, - everyone will embrace sadness,
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- and there'll be no such thing - as smiling.
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[ Breathing rapidly ]
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And once that's done,
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we can finally eradicate
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- all the Puerto Ricans - on the planet.
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Together: Yeah!
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Man: Huh? Huh?
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I mean make everyone
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on the planet frown.
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[ Crowd mumbling ]
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Together: Yeah!
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Nothing matters because
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we're all gonna die someday!
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Hey!
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- No, no, no. - Please don't kill me. Please.
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- I don't want to die. - Please don't kill me!
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{\an8}Please don't!
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{\an8}[ Crying ]
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Relax, man.
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- I was just gonna shoot you - in the head and kill you.
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- Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, - wait, wait a minute, man.
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They don't think
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nothing matters at all, man.
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He was scared to die
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and stuff, man.
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- What the fuck? - Man, that makes me angry, man.
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3D Squeldon hates lies!
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Boo-hoo!
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- I actually wanted - to kill the Puerto Ricans.
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[ Crying ]
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Riiight.
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Kinda cringe.
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- Do we still have - to detain you?
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Probably not, man. I think
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the guy pissed in his pants.
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[ Crying ]
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't cry.
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- You should be happy - that your idea was so good
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that it drove me bonkers
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with jealousy.
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That's kind of cool, huh?
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Oh!
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Wow. Smiling feels good.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh-hoo-hoo!
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo! - Ooh!
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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- This is - a beautiful ending.
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[ Humming ]
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[ Fanfare plays ]
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Fire!
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Run!
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Charlie, what was that?
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What just happened?
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- Oh, the Renaissance Men - came into town finally.
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- I literally told you - at the beginning
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- the Renaissance Men - were coming into town.
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And you didn't believe me.
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- You knew - they were gonna come
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- and kill Grim and Gnarly - with arrows and stuff?
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- No, no. I didn't know - that was gonna happen.
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- Who are the Renaissance Men? - I don't know what that means,
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'cause that's not Renaissance.
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- But they didn't - look like Renaissance... men.
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- [ Stammers ] - I literally... I don't know.
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- That's, like, - a completely different era.
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- I literally told you - the extent of my knowledge.
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- I knew that the Renaissance Men - were coming into town.
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That's it.
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Okay.
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Yeah. So...
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}Goblin caught on tape.